One of my good friends, Hannah-lulu, sent me an email entitled "Random Thoughts from a Group of People, Age Range 25-35..."
I copied some of the ones that I thought were funny, and I identified with. Maybe you will like them too. Feel free to comment...hint, hint, if there is one that you identify with, think is true, funny, you know. :)
going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're
going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to
be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
check your watch or phone, or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're
crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to
be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
check your watch or phone, or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're
crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
Do you remember playing Nintendo when you were a kid, and it wouldn't
work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it, and that would magically
fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all
know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards
or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it, and that would magically
fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all
know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards
or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron
test is absolutely petrifying.
test is absolutely petrifying.
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up
to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
I hate leaving my house confident and looking good, and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring
would probably just be completely invisible.
would probably just be completely invisible.
No matter how many times I read these, I laugh. I especially love the blowing into Nintendo games. We all did it, and it works. We were geniouses.
ReplyDeleteHow many hours did your mother play Carmine San Diego!
ReplyDeleteI took a test once where ALL the answers were B. YIKES!
oh these were funny! i especially relate to the naps right now.
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